{"id":701,"date":"2012-03-29T22:42:17","date_gmt":"2012-03-30T03:42:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/titaniumworx.com\/?p=701"},"modified":"2012-07-03T15:55:17","modified_gmt":"2012-07-03T20:55:17","slug":"christian-slater-on-conan-tonight-and-his-skydiving-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.titaniumworx.com\/?p=701","title":{"rendered":"Christian Slater on Conan tonight and his &#8220;skydiving&#8221; story&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whatever dumbass idiot helped him with his apparent attempt at a &#8220;first jump story&#8221; &#8212; abysmal fail.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n<p>(For the record, I think he is a decent actor&#8230;but that first jump story&#8230;wow&#8230;horrible&#8230;that&#8217;s not on him &#8212; that&#8217;s on the idiots that trained him&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whatever dumbass idiot helped him with his apparent attempt at a &#8220;first jump story&#8221; &#8212; abysmal fail. That is all. (For the record, I think he is a decent actor&#8230;but that first jump story&#8230;wow&#8230;horrible&#8230;that&#8217;s not on him &#8212; that&#8217;s on the idiots that trained him&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.titaniumworx.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.titaniumworx.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.titaniumworx.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.titaniumworx.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.titaniumworx.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=701"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.titaniumworx.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":738,"href":"https:\/\/www.titaniumworx.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701\/revisions\/738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.titaniumworx.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.titaniumworx.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.titaniumworx.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}